February 2009
Captain Planet!!!!
impeachasg:
WHAT HAS ASG DONE FOR THE GREEN INITIATIVE? NOTHING! THEY PRINT OFF THOUSANDS OF PAGES A QUARTER IN DOCUMENTS AND MOST OF THOSE DONT GET RECYCLED! DEMAND MORE FROM YOUR STUDENT GOVERNMENT!
Wow! This is actually a pretty good complaint! Any suggestions to make us more efficient? Besides impeaching us hehe…
hiphopology:
Indian Flute - Timbaland and Magoo...
Ok, OK...now how about everybody's favorite Slum...
justinesamantha:
glorigloriglori:
(via loopco)
the look of love !
this version :)
Get Dis Money
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Obama Pokes Fun At Rahm, Mentions The Blackberry...
abilly:
thedailywhat:Funny, funny stuff:
I am seriously glad to be here tonight at the annual Alfalfa dinner. I know that many you are aware that this dinner began almost one hundred years ago as a way to celebrate the birthday of General Robert E. Lee. If he were here with us tonight, the General would be 202 years old. And very confused.
Now, this hasn’t been reported yet, but it was...
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!
impeachasg:
THREE ASG SENATORS HAVE SWORN ALLEGENCE TO OUR CAUSE. THAT NOW MEANS WE HAVE FOUR SENATORS AND NEARLY FIVE HUNDRED STUDENTS READY TO RUN NEAL SALES-GRIFFIN OUT OF POWER. NEAL SAVE YOURSELF THE HUMILIATION AND RESIGN NOW!
Three senators?!? WOW congratulations on that! These are probably the ones who don’t come to Senate. Oh yeah… you will need a lot more than that for...
ASG PRESIDENT HOMELESS?
impeachasg:
SOURCES CLOSE TO ASG AND NBN HAVE CONFIRMED THAT ASG PRESIDENT NEAL SALES-GRIFFIN IS NO LONGER PAYING RENT ON HIS POSH EVANSTON PAD AND IS IN FACT LIVING IN HIS ASG OFFICE ON THE STUDENTS DIME.
Students pay for our offices?!? Can you tell them to buy us a space heater and a microwave? It gets really cold in the ASG office and everything shuts down in Norris after midnight. These two...
AIM
robotlove:
breannajai:
havent-got-a-prayer:
So I am getting it, and would love if you guys could reblog with your own screen names. I will need some chat buddies to fill the gaps in my day.
BreannaJai
bwahahapenguins…but i would probably not say anything interesting cause…yeah…
michaelmcgee1
Lupe Fiasco Wins First Ever Character Approved... →
The BK Lounge Is For Poor People.
(via itsforpoorpeople)
HA! So true! More like homeless people.
“i heard that you were feeling ill, cold…headache…and a chill, i’m here to help...”
– the naughty nurse from ferris bueller’s day off (via thedvsangel)
January 2009
“CRIS CARTER HAD THE BEST HANDS IN NFL HISTORY AND CAUGHT SIDELINE PASSES LIKE NO...”
– Kissing Suzy Kolber » Blog Archive » Note To Hall Of Fame: I Hope You All Die Of Kidney Failure | kissingsuzykolber.com (via shorterexcerpts)
As much as I hate Cris Carter (being a Packers fan), he definitely should be in the Hall of Fame! This a fuckin joke!
“Yo Wendy, I gots something hot and juicy for ya!”
– Crackhead at the gas station.
This is the downside of having red hair.
(via albonics)
“And I Don’t Rap Fast I Rap Slow.
Cause I Mean Every Letter In The Words...”
– Lil Wayne
“I control hip-hop and im’ma keep it on my channel.”
– Lil Wayne
“They can’t stop me… Even if they stopped me.”
– Lil Wayne
"And when they snooze, WE UP!"
Story of my life.
I flush, and watch it go down the drain quick. Two...
Obama's inauguration in more than two billion... →
(via callmecash)
Reason #1 to date someone from tumblr:
kapi:
They won’t think you are batshit insane when you try to explain tumblr to them.
"And Weezy why you drive so fast? Because I'm...
WE THINK YOU'RE A JOKE, SHOVE YOUR HOPE WHERE IT...
MY DEMANDS
impeachasg:
HEED THESE WORDS, IF THE ENTIRE ASG EXEC BOARD DOES NOT RESIGN BY FEBRUARY 22, THEN THE OPPRESED STUDENTS OF NORTHWESTERN WILL FORCE THEM OUT! MARK THESE WORDS!
What’s gonna happen on February 22nd? Is George Washington coming back from the dead? Mark these words?!?
I hope I did it right…
Richard Branson: Charity Must Not Become a... →
vleeee:
Money quotes:
“The consequences of the recession are changing the face of capitalism and challenging the old orthodoxy of self-interest. Business has a new sense of purpose: to prove that capitalism on its own is not enough; to turn a profit while making the world a better place.”
“In the grip of the downturn, we need to revolutionise the way businesses and the social sector work...
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“We have bunch of idiots on Wall Street that are kicking sand in the face of the...”
– Senator Claire McCaskill
